You wouldn’t get it, it’s a New York thing.

Watson is nice and all, but I’m happy the Jets passed on him so we could draft another safety instead. We’ve got Josh McCown after all, so we’re good.

i’m an eagles fan but i’d love to see Dak/Zeke/Dez all kneel down and give him the finger. what’s Jerry going to do, bench them?

Dak, Zeke, and Dez could absolutely call his BS without involving any other teammates. I hope they do.

Hate truly is the fountain of youth.

You don’t tell a lie that bad to people you respect.

Haha. And remember, he had a press contingent with him and his staff told the reporters to stay on their buses because there “might be an early departure from the game.” Meaning, he and his staff knew all along he was only flying there to waste money and time. It’s interesting that the press corps is reporting how he…

Can we talk about this complete piece of human garbage?

It was third down. It’s a sort of trick play that wouldn’t work if there was a dedicated return man or a deep safety. Well, it would work as a very shitty punt, made shittier by the fact that it’s the QB doing it, but it wouldn’t work as an offensive play.

I love it when kickers get to be heros for doing non-kicker shit.

The full tiddies, indeed.

When Wendy’s messes up your order at the drive thru do you mutter, “Everyone criticizes the Sixers for trading Jrue Holiday, but no one says a thing about how I specifically said hold the fucking tomato!”

Regardless of what happened afterwards, by displaying tongue technique like that Puig is unlikely to ever be stranded at third again.

I want to be so jazzed by this, but the annual Clayton Kershaw 7th inning postseason meltdown got me feeling like that suicide montage from “Groundhog Day”

Okay, that’s messed up and everything, but... how does he see?

“Mayhem!” ~ Matthew Brock, Newsradio, 1999

I’m wondering if the Jeopardy producers are going to take this as a challenge and bust out the secret classified folder of categories to humble him.

Cool but it needs more Jeff Goldblum.

Eh.. She may be a poet, but she’s no Wesley Willis.

Not quite. As per the NPR article, Carl Burnett was assigned in 2005 to write an 80s-styled song for the Warner Bros music library and his band B.E.R. performed it. It wasn’t until 2014 that it appeared in Teen Titans Go and so there probably weren’t a lot of people who heard it in those 9 years, but it wasn’t written …