Yeah, but what if I’m paying to get drunk in public and make “whoop”-ing noises?

Funk is coolest person in the history of the world.

Watching the video above, you have to cut Bortles some slack....

The Lob.... and the Jam!

I’ve been married 16 years and also get screamed at every time I try to get my wife to spread her legs.

People will riot when, once again, Mayweather stays about 5 feet away from McGregor at all times, comes in to land his customary 3 punches per round, wins a decision and walks away smiling and then acts disgusted when the ringside reporter mentions that watching this fight was about as fun as waiting for a bus.

If Mayweather simply pretends McGregor is a woman, he should have no problem beating the daylights out of him.

The best team in baseball couldn’t score one goddamn run in nine innings

It is ridiculous how they just flat out refuse to follow Marvel’s method—-or even their own goddamn TV wing—-and would rather flail around, throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks.

The Dodgers winning a game in which they recorded no hits is still one of my most cherished weirdo baseball memories: http://m.mlb.com/news/article/3025096//

O/U on LeBron’s scoring opening night?

It’s such an ugly design :(

Why do people keep saying this (soooo worried about Thomas) like Kyrie has been the picture of health? Dude couldn’t even make it through one year of college and already has had his fair share of injuries in the league.

They absolutely will not be the better team next year, but you have a VERY convincing argument for 18-19. And frankly, I think the Cavs planned it that way.

He wasn’t setting the world on fire before LeBron came either. Why people put him over guys like Dame Lillard remains a mystery.

nah.

Thomas for Irving? Great swap. And Crowder? Oof, okay. And Zizic? I mean, alright... and Brooklyn’s first round pick?!

“It’s like, when the Doors hit you, man...”

Ehh the drop from Kyrie defense to Isaiah defense isn’t that big, actually. And Steph/KD PNR is a war crime in general.

I hope he dunks on Kyrie like he did Jason Terry if I’m honest