What he lacks in style and technique he makes up for in a superior corner team, fashion sense, nicotine intake, and incomprehensible gibberish.

There is only one acceptable outcome here. Right before McGregor gets knocked unconscious, he forgets it’s a boxing match and kicks Mayweather in the head knocking him out.

I heard this exact argument when Ray Allen and KG went to Boston.

It’s from contracts law. Just means “thing of value” basically.

Keep Austin? Weird.

He’s been overrated for years though.

Here’s how to reconcile your conceptions of Phil:

Guess what? He’s overrated. It’s not a coincidence that the man who has coached arguably the most talent in NBA history is considered the best coach of all time. More often than not in the NBA, the player makes the coach look good, not vice versa. D’Antoni was a washed up journeyman head coach before he managed to…

If having 1 point guard is good, then having 2 point guards must be twice as good. I can’t be the only one who took science here...

This is a terrible, terrible take. You should sit in a quiet room and contemplate this page for at least an hour.

Well, there goes the Clippers’ run of being somewhat slightly kind of sort of but ultimately not really relevant.

Is that you, Progressive Liberal?

A lot of us didn’t have to wait two months to know that.

Dude would have beaten Rodman and Malone in their primes.

To complete the gimmick, he should have a picket sign that he uses to bash victims over the head with (ala Jarrett/HonkyTonk with guitars)

His finishing move is “The Safe Space” in which he runs his opponent over from inside his Prius.

The bigger news in this game was that KENLEY WALKED A BATTER! 51/1 K/BB Ratio

NEVAR!!!!

This is not shade.

Plus, what if they do the classic porn delivery guy? Can you imagine any scenario when David actually puts down the fucking burrito to fuck the girl?