Jackson had refused to work out for the Celtics unless they guaranteed him they would draft him at No. 3.

Pictured: Danny Ainge and his draft picks.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

“I think I know what I’m doing.”
- Guy who coached 11 NBA Championship teams and also accidentally put coffee creamer in his gas tank (probably)

The Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzen Master

He was meditating.

Very true. It still is a bit jarring that Rodgers took less guaranteed money than Timofey Mozgov.

Perhaps we are looking at this thing from the wrong angle. For a moment, go ahead and squeeze all of your muscles so your soul squirts out of your nose. There. Now you are a killer. Now you are the business prophet. Your mother approaches you and all you can see is a complex diagram of revenue and cost. It’s trying to…

I day-drank, (day-drunk, drinkeded?) the past two Saturdays and I gotta tell yah, not as fun as it used to be. I’m 30, so my body starts to shut down after about 3 hours of being out, but I was guilt tripped into staying out longer both times. Here’s the worst part about being day-drunk. No one outside of that bar…

inked perhaps the single worst contract in the NBA

2013 was bleak, but Antetokounmpo went at #15.

“And anyway, when you have the chance to lock an injured, 5'6" point guard who can’t defend anyone and who’s pushing 30 into a five year, $200 million contract, you have to take it.”

Looks like he decided to give Zack Hample a ball or four after all.

I don’t know what makes me so irrationally angry about this guy and other ballhawks. I think it has something to do with taking a fun relaxing event, a surprise foul, and the fun of greeting a souvenir to help your kid remember a great summer afternoon, and turning it into a gross competition among grown-ass men who…

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Danny Ainge committed to the “win someday at all costs” mentality.

God, they haven’t won anything and they would of had the 3rd overall pick in this draft anyway.

Well fuck how are we going to enjoy Father’s Day now that this has happened

I assume now that guy wakes up the next morning to find out that he is now The Freeze.

Alternative fact.