Said West, “I won’t really do anything innovative or useful with the Clippers. To be honest I’m a relic with a well known logo and a famous name. I haven’t done anything valuable in years. I told them this, but for some reason Steve Balmer says he’s comfortable with that.”

Counterpoint: the Kings are only going to get the players that other teams don’t want this year anyway. They should trade this year’s #5 and #10 to some team for their first next year, so that the Kings have a chance to go high in next year’s lottery and possibly land the #1 pick.

That woman with the puppets should be shot.

“You’re telling me!”

I think tonight really is a must-win for GS—-I just cant see them, as talented and stacked as they are, surviving the doubt and pressure of another apparent collapse with Lebron and a rejuvenated Kyrie on the other side, tasting blood. Plus, you can count on Green whining about something and pissing off his teammates…

Durant wasn’t disputing that the call happened, just when it happened. That call actually took place after Game 6 of the Western Conference Finals.

I was saying the same thing during game 4. Draymond complains that he gets extra scrutiny, but I’d say it’s pretty clear that all his whining makes the officials LESS likely to T him up. I’ve seen Draymond yell “THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT!!” right at the refs more times than everyone else in the entire league, yet they…

I realize this is a pipe dream, but I’m hoping Draymond’s comments about Cleveland and his lack of ejection serve the same purpose as his suspension last year in turning this series around.

♬ How self-pitying can one guy be?

“The transition from running-and-gunning to gun-running isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.”

So if Cavs come back, does that make them the best team ever?

Beyond being thrilled about not to be swept, I was really glad to deny the Warriors their coveted “perfect” playoffs. It’s amazing how a couple years ago, they seemed like such plucky, lovable guys and now they come off as arrogant villains in every interview. Seriously, Green is just a dick, Curry’s an…

Price of said Big Baller Belt? $750

[takes off belt] “Sorry, son. This is for your own good.”

Maybe it’s because I have a degree in compsci and math, but I was really hoping this article would end with an actual number (“7 times per month”) based on the headline instead of a big wishy-washy “It depends”

Definition of a Nymphomaniac: Someone who wants to have sex one more time than you do.

Note also that the link says that the average men’s tennis viewer is 61, the average women’s tennis viewer is 55, baseball 57, college football 52, college basketball 52, NFL 50, boxing 49, NFL 49, UFC 49, etc. Only the NBA and soccer are even under 45 among all sports.

I think the moral of the story is that there are…

My house has a wooden exterior. I’m basically in a full-blown panic at all times.

Cool story, Davy Crockett.

Just a warning; new construction means you run into all the problems. When you’re a homeowner and you replace the roof you’re worried about the problems, windows same deal, flooring, etc. As a new homeowner you get to find out ALL the problems....and then you have to hope and pray the builder will A) listen to you,…