Herman Cain died because, despite his training and intelligence, he was such a lickspittle that he thought it was good for his position to make a show of upholding the Republican ideology that loyalty is more important than science or truth. He died because, while he may have been intelligent, he had damn near no…

Irony as a pizza topping.

Remember, he’s the same guy who recently tweeted this:

“Wear a mask, people,” thought Herman Cain before he died, probably. 

Not constantly self-owning is a big reason why Republicans have controlled the government, despite being a minority party, for years.