You can always tell when a UFC PPV is happening on the weekend. Deadspin starts rolling out the hit pieces.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

Sorry, but she is just responding to public pressure. I’d like to know how many people she has sent away for incredibly long jail sentences for illegal economic activity (drug dealing). Prosecutors are the largest cog in a gigantic engine of injustice in this nation.

You’ve got it backwards. Americans don’t ride trains because the trains SUCK and driving is easier, more pleasant, and more efficient than Amtrak. They’re the butt of every joke for a reason.

“I’d rather take a contested shot than an open shot any day .”

If you get a new neighbor and you notice he has the big USMC bumper sticker on his truck with the bulldog logo on the window. And he wears a Marines t-shirt every day. He’s probably about 5’8 and all muscle. Don’t worry about him. He is a nice enough guy. He might get into the occasional bar fight and maybe a huge…