It’s not that we say we could... it's mostly because someone else said we couldn't; CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.

i’d like to introduce halftime nba-mandated two question interview greg popovich to you.

today's Nazis also seem to be waving around a traitor 's flag and calling it "culture".

Wasn’t a problem for Noah’s dinosaurs.

You're surprised an American teacher is like this? Wait till you see our president.

Thank your dad for never forgetting. Brilliant as he was, he is a Nazi. Not was, the choice and reasoning to support genocide doesn’t just go away after a transatlantic plane ride.

If one of the eighteen signatories was a member of the “booster club” you would have gotten a vending machine everywhere. 

Way to show your LASER-like focus on important social matters.

fuck sedans. hatches though...

*you’re. Also, not a tweet.

and a vice president too! 

Not all cars are sedans

“dumbass trump tweets dumbass things" should be a permanent headline 

you’ll end up smoking 20k in meth when you realize all of those cars are “i’ll get to it here in a second” by the owner for the past 50 years.

it's moto racing. wild animals and their wild behavior is par for the course

are you white? erm... i wouldn’t pull a white card against a blue one.

that’s why i always make sure to leave my gymbag barely inside the house infront of the door, as well as carefully scatter all of junkmail next to it, and not take out garbage on a regular schedule. this way, when a quicktriggered police officer enters my abode by mistake, there is a quick visual and olfactory signal…

i too have come "home" to a wrong apartment and shot the rightful inhabitant out of exhaustion multiple times. in my defense, they were not cops. also, they should have not been so easy to shoot dead

bbottom of the world? how eurocentric of you. 

If they were minorities they'd be lynched by now