So you gave us hope, then  took it away. Is that you yahweh?

There was probably a lot of “duuuuude” and “brooooooohh”. And there would no flat brim hats left unreversed. And IPA, lots and lot of IPA’s.

Roundabouts are too confusing. Left lane is the “my lane for everything” lane. Someone comes within 3 feet of my car and i’ll pull out my gun. Yeah never in a million years

UK B roads are pretty much immediate dirt outside of the travel lanes, and people just put their cars on the dirt/grass up an embankment. You’ll be fine, you're not going to get stuck in your expetahkotagler-150. Murikans...smh.

America is where roundabouts are too confusing so they demand stoplight after stoplight. Also, where left lanes are called “my lane “ and everyone is wrong 

Counterpoint: being a tanned asian in trumpland means getting the evil eye as soon as you flip the visor up. Hell yeah, im bringing a map on my phone 

and while stopped to look at your phone map, you wonder if the sound you heard was wind or mountain lion. 

Do NOT apologize! You are the victim. Anyone who has that kind of time to dick around in a grocery store needs to be extinguished 

Quezon city philippines. 10 miles from school to home, left school at 6:30 pm just after a shirt rainfall, got home at 4:30. At one point, i fell asleep in the driver's seat woke up one and a half hour later and nothing has moved.

well not everything. awd is hard to find in minivans. and when you go up to tahoe specifically when snow is horrendous then you really want awd. also, finding a desolate area to camp in is better with awd and the wider tires that a cuv has

they’ll just get a transfer to another archdiocese. who will rape those kids if god's hands are not on it?

b ut what would you use to remind yourself of your previous lover?

he said there was hair. un less they captured 1993 corgan it wasnt him

ddamn 10-15 IS hard! i 'd take kobe out. i'm too young to know who should replace him from the 90's and earlier, but i am old enough to know that kobe was not top 15. 

anyone remember honda tuning? sport compact car? i do! years worth of subscriptions in a watertight plastic bin in my garag e in norcal... damn it, i need to put in a fireproof container

berlusconi kinda stole italy’s recession thunder with tales of child sex buga-buga

aare you saying we shouldn't associate with nazis?! quick, get the white house on the phone! 

Neither did paul

I know but the R is overkill for me. Sigh

Let’s just have Trump ask Putin so we can get an honest answer.