Homie, that was the great recession! It was when the Italians were worried about being kicked out of the EU and going back to Lira days. They went on a severe EU (practically, but not legally) mandated austerity on everything; schools, police, military, even pensions were on the chopping block. The infrastructure…

Yey for economic disparities!? I grew up in the philippines and went to a school (philippine science high school) where the chasm of wealth and poverty slapped me in the face. I was classmates with two best friends wherein: one didn’t own shoes until high school and the other was the heir to 2/3rds of a medium-large…

Well people who believe him will believe anything so why not?

Crouv-4fe?

This is the same team that sat out a young tim duncan during the playoffs to protect his knees, during the twilight of david robinson’s career. This is the same team that was fined $250k for sitting out their best 4 due to fatigue. This is the same team that kept players below 30 minutes a game to keep them healthy.…

Until we decide that Iran is an oppressive regime and the people need liberating. Which could be tomorrow..

EVeryone trotting around a pun

Death because of self caused crash? Been there, done that. You don’t care as much that other people think you are an ass when you are fuming angry that your friend would pass 5 cars in a row on a narrow winding mountain road while distraught at the loss

What a way to go.

He was eating KFC with a knife and fork, clearly fried chicken in a bucket is beyond his intellect 

Well, a juggler balancing a chair on his chin while another juggler sits on it would be better on portrait 

No. It is not near close to the egregious sin of portrait videos 

I do that when i feel sleepy while in a meeting

If a property is used in a crime or a product of  crime, allegedly, then it is subject to seizure. Except that because property doesn’t have rights, the property is charged instead of the owner, and whatever whatever... its pretty kangaroo court the moment a police department sets eyes on your property. My advice?…

Velociraptors? Maybe synapsids.

I hate/love to break it to you... but it’s BEEN back according to the younguns i work with. Atleast in the military 

Can we just ask what Vladimir wants and get it over with?

Well, not all of them are farmers, some are pardoned convicts

It’ll be the one most phallic and orange

Isn't it awkward telling your crying coworker that it was a crash, not an accident when they hit the other car?