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Who wouldn’t like hours of fucking and bumping?

Some of the little people were clearly in the payroll of the elephant. You can see the first row giving it all, while some in the back are taking in the view. That is what the unholy fuck happened.

yep those answered prayers sure could be useful about now

imagine the “why not both “ girl

i like to point out to the people who hate undocumented aliens that the Mayflower was full of undocumented aliens. and that the state of texas was founded on the wet backs of people who crossed the Sabine river illegally.

that was a joke about asians’ rice cooking proficiency. i shan’t be quitting my dayjob to become a fulltime comedian

as much as id like to blame devos... education has been on the backburner for manh many years

roy moore would totally go down on a kid.

rice is hard to cook? color me surprised. i am yellow btw.

i like to point out that mortgage interest deduction is welfare for the non-poor and i get all kind of excuses from my middle class friends why it isn’t welfare. it is welfare, and i am a recipient.

did you ever notice the dustbowl signs over there that blame congress for turning the fields back to the desert that they have been naturally before the same congress put the infrastructure for irrigation to turn brown into green?

it’s been hard selling Harley s ever since the Village People brokeup.

Or getting your buddies a chartered jet to everywhere their wife wants to go

yyup! so did you also hastily go to ebay to see if you can get one for yourself too?

The trucks are under 16 years old, the possibility cannot be ruled out.

why are the white kids beating up on the dark skinned man?

At a club in seoul, someone decided to take liberties and place his blue coat in my vip booth. That someone is apparently about the same height and build as i am. He is also now missing a drivers license, credit cards, gaming cards, a receipt, some cash. In exchange, he (may) now have a black coat with an optimistic

She is the Master of Defense! Her skills at deflection, back-at-cha, stonewalling, and her footspeed at the sidestep is astounding.

I’ll take $130,000 on “people who doesn’t understand yuge words”