I try my best to get a raging boner before i get scanned while I conveniently forget random metals in my person so that i get Molested with the boner and so the agent gets half the shame of what he puts thousands of people every week

If you have been in Guernsey you would know that it (car) was never buried. That’s just a few dozen years worth of leaves turned to soil. Plastic will decompose right in front of your eyes there.

That’s dark! And since my coworkers think of babymilk when I say formula one, i prefer shitting on their various nba teams

2007! Down the last corner of the last race.

Wait, don’t you think the rich people should claim to perform the feats that they put their name on and yet not actually do any of the work? I.e. Tutankhamon didn’t really lift the big ass rocks that covered his burial site did he? Nor did Kennedy actually do any of the calculations/fuel burning that put a dude in the…

What do you expect him to do? Not point the gun when he had a badge and a gun? Ridiculous!

Everytime i think that I shouldn’t be a racist person that would be very content if all australians vanished from earth, i hear them talk and go full racist again. This moronic pee extractor is but a straw on a mountain underwhich a camel lies somewhere. Fucking aussies.

Childbirth? Yeah i wouldn’t do it if i could.

one of the rare artists whose speaking accent doesn’t disappear under the singing. i wish there was mkre of those

As an east asian, i suspect one of my ancestors walking in on his parents boning a denisovan as a reason for my inability to not drink alcohol.

Looks like a regular 10k forklift. If it Runs on diesel, will probably go 40 miles on a full tank, with that weight 30-32. So still a radius of 15 miles. Which would be the rest of the island.

Our freedoms are so heavy that the wear and tear on our roads is accelerated

Or at least that’s what he tells himself as he cries himself to sleep to dream about all the freedoms he lost on the way to his ranch style at the end of a cul-de-sac

With any help from Roy Moore, only the straights would be allowed near the kids.

Mobley? ALMOST EXACTLY like the guy who had a song with a dancing Christopher Walken? Try downplaying his credentials now.

They don’t have enough of those to cast a monologue show.

About the only one guaranteed to be worse than what we have is the guy next in line. And the guy third in line.

In the UK all actors/tv personalities are required by law to be recycled into other shows every week. So you see every actor in 3 different shows; one on 5, another on BBC 3, and another time in an american show

That lump of metal is heavier than the comparable amount of rubber

Classic cars are different. I meant the likes of a 16 year old peugeot 307 (like mine).