It's because for some reason all the cool jobs like running an entertainment website (or running the country) all seem to go to idiots too stupid to worry about possible outcomes of varying success and/or failure rates.

So two activities with a similar outcome: Nausea.

Yeah, and they'll gonna tell us next that Man With The Golden Gun is actually the best Bond movie not named Never Say Never Again…

He also says that Digital is superior to film, so he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the drawer, he just paid attention in cinematography class in college.

But first he's gonna tell us how he was brought up as a Fundamentalist Christian, and how it affects every aspect of his life down to how he wipes his ass after pinching off his morning loaf.

Jesus Christ that's a terrible opinion. The Julia Roberts sequence alone is enough to place lower than Plan 9 From Outer Space. That picture literally killed my interest in film for about 5 to 6 weeks after seeing it in theaters. A bunch of actors jerking themselves off and giving each other a wink and a thumbs up.…

People who dislike that fucknut?

You should be ashamed at how young you are. At least I was 4 years old…

So now you're going after people you think might think something about something else that you don't like? How do you get out of bed in the morning with such a weighty agenda to wage against the world?

You're just not very bright, or a deliberately obtuse asshole, aren't you? Wait, why am I asking.

And you having that screen name is quite the misnomer. I'm gonna complain to management about your false advertising.

What's your agenda here, buddy? What's the point of doing this? Do you also wait with held breath for every new article on the "IT" film coming out in September so you can write "BAHHH SEWER GANGBANG KING IS A PEDOPHILE" like all the other dummies?

Congratulations on having shit taste.

The problem with their new stuff is that it's so lightweight I forget to give it an second or third listen for it to grow on me. Everytime I hear about a new Weezer album it's like Total Recall and I'm like "Oh shit, that's right, they're still releasing albums…. this is their ELEVENTH?!?"

If anybody ever tells you that you look like a young anybody, you take that as a compliment, unless it's "You look like a Young Freddy Krueger!"

Never write a film review while you're horny, I guess.

So what? I'm not a big fan of the guy but why does everything have to be heartfelt and blah blah blah?

You took music theory, good for you.

I'm pretty sure the people who actually lived through it would disagree with you. How the hell do you think they go so many Southerners on board to their cause? I assure you a lot of the fuckers fighting couldn't afford to own a slave unless they started shitting gold. The Confederates certainly put that spin on it at…

That's an illogical statement. Would you rather be in a gulag? Or the Khymer Rouge? Because that's definitely worse than having a jackass for a president.