I fucking hope you can't reproduce.

Because morality is an arbitrary bullshit concept?

But who's deciding what's moral or immoral? You? I wouldn't trust you to make a cup of coffee, let alone set moral standards for millions of people you've never met nor will ever come into contact with.

I guess that makes sense in robot logic.

Kind of like robbery and murder… oh wait…

If you're suggesting that I have 500 dollars and 2 days off to spare for a meaningless gesture than I guess you wipe your ass with 20's, dontcha.

You really don't care about anything but Trump, dontcha?

Dammit, should have read your post first. Yeah, too bad they didn't put him in a better version of both of those series.

He was a pretty good Jason Vorhees in that subpar remake from 09.

That was getting me too. Are we sure that Dana Ashbrook isn't related to Steve Martin or Richard Dreyfuss?

Yeah, so what? Are you a moral puritan or something? I'd personally cut someone some slack if they killed someone in clear self defense. And since we know that the guy in question was that asshole from Deer Meadow, so much the better.

Opioid Epidemic? You mean, people have access to stuff that makes them feel better and that pisses people like you off because you don't want or need it?

I highly doubt that Lynch would just bring Big Ed back to have him randomly bumped off.

It's not really, unless you're one of these people that informs everyone in the office that you're off to take a shit.

Sounds like a Phil Spector favorite.

I think you're a bit too young to be commenting on this sort of thing, if you think Lana Del Rey wrote that song…

Do you know people with head injuries, is that why you care so much about them?

You seem to be pretty obsessed with the notion of "hey that happens in real life" as an excuse for anything that isn't entertaining.

You are a pod person.

Why? What did you do to yourself to make your constitution so weak? Or is that just a theme around here, that you used to be able to do things but are too scared and cowed by life to actually try living these days?