The trick is that both take turns.

I betcha Sam Smith prefers Noel to Liam.

Exactly.

I saw it in 3D on some Yellow Pikachu E's and got up for 30 minutes to walk around, that's how bored I was.

New Zealand, Australia, South Africa… all the same thing. Limeys with tans.

It turns out Colonel Quaritich was operating a "Colonel Quaritich" Avatar body, I guess.

I so wish I could've gone on a sightseeing tour with Bill Paxton and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hell, Tom Arnold could even come too, as long as he promised to ease up on the "being funny" thing. I can only take so much needy "like me!" humor.

Says that you're an asshole, basically.

Why do you give a shit if some people maintain a sliver of spirituality? What the fuck do you gain?

Aw stuff it. Atheists with no balls? You have no appreciation of nuance.

Now you're just babbling. How come you only like to talk about extremists that aren't representative of what most people think, in any way?

Since when do you have to 100% agree with one political philosophy?

More soft headed garbage. The film or the review, you ask? You tell me.

You sound reasonable.

On the other hand, you're just a bad person in general.

What are you gibbering about?

And it appears that people who have no idea what they're doing get their hands on the source material. That seems to be the real culprit. Not a lot of Stanley Kubricks out there willing to shape the story to fit the medium.

You actually think that's going to happen? Because I just can't see my next door neighbor putting his own life on hold to come shoot me because I'm white and some assholes I've never heard of shot a guy.

You live in a shitty area. Move.

So many internet fires could be put out by qualifying something first and foremost as one's personal, subjective opinion. It seems so obvious but you'd be surprised how many people want to be the end all authority on EVERYTHING.