maybe Jude Law will play him in the sequel

I'm sorry

What's wrong with audiobooks? Why are eyes superior to ears when it comes to processing information?

yikes what a terrible line of thought.

…What's wrong with reading Stephen King or John Grisham? I mean there are people out there watching The E! Channel everyday and TMZ… and think Kanye West is a poet…

Jesus Christ, does that paint a vivid picture in my mind's eye. Scarred for life, I tells ya.

Harry Potter will always remind me of all the Grumbling English teachers saying "Harry Potter book reports will no longer be accepted." Fucking philistines. But we could spend a WHOLE SEMESTER reading Jodi Picoult as our curriculum, that was A-Okay….

But W IS Anakin! Wait… sorry, just got back from 2005….

I don't get it. San Diego is a big military city. Rednecks wouldn't probably think Carmen Sandiego is the Secretary of the Navy or something.

…what the hell are you talking about?

You don't read a lot otherwise, do you?

Given that the books peaked in popularity sometime between Junior High and College, Harry Potter to me is easy comfort food reading, like some of Stephen King's wackier coke and liquor novels. If we're talking the movies, then Harry Potter to me is the quintessential example of how being faithful to the source…

Excuse me, but I'm Bruce Willis.

Full Frontal and Ocean's Twelve? Okay, so no outright stinkers, but many of his so called "good films" are stuff I have absolutely no interest in watching, like a movie starring Sasha Grey and 5 hours of Benicio Del Toro mumbling in the jungle.

When that montage comes 75 minutes in I completely checked out all three times I've attempted to finish the film. Just couldn't give a shit about the shiny thing they were looking for.

It had a talking raccoon and a talking tree though! And the same 10 early 70's songs that have been used to death in every Burger King commerical or Ally McBeal knockoff since 1992!

I think what he means is that it fucking sucks fucking dog shit covered monkey balls that superhero movies are what passes for A-List Top Tier Entertainment here in 2017.

Don't these movies make a bajillion dollars overseas as well?

The Trump Presidency? What the fuck does the Internet have to do with that? Teenagers and shut ins don't vote….

Psst… Star Wars has been a bunch of stupid kids films that accidentally produced a couple of classic works (Star Wars and Empire) and a whole hell of a lot of passable entertainment beyond that.