But… But… the Boomers won't let us!?!?

Jokes on them, Ron Howard always wanted Han Solo to give people a thumbs up and "HEEEEEEY!"

I imagine a lot more famous directors would've fucked Frost/Nixon up by trying to make it more visually exciting whereas Howard went for a nice straight forward style.

My little sister cried when Padme died, so there's that… and the last shot REALLY makes you want to go straight home and pop in the Original.

Well yeah she was in the movie for 3 minutes and was playing a Body Double/Decoy. I'm guessing her job was the exact opposite of standing out.

ROTS's "pew pew pow pow" was certainly 10x as engaging, that's fersure

ROTS feels like Lucas sat down to wrap everything up and realized he squandered Episode 1 and most of Episode 2 and now has to cram in the rest of the mythology he devised for the prequels. Episode 1 should have had Anakin training to be a Jedi by the end of the 1st act, and we should have been where Attack of the…

Yep. Attack of the Clones is such an outlier in the Star Wars Series given that it looks like it was shot with what would be a consumer rated camera. The light reflecting off of Ewan McGregor's mane of hair makes it look like they shot the whole film inside a COSTCO.

Wasn't that why he wasn't asked back to the Indiana Jones sequels? Too pissy that Spielberg tinkered with his draft of Raiders? Where the hell did I read that?

It's funny how Dan Brown wrote one pretty decent book, Angels & Demons, and proceeded to rewrite that book 5 times, each worse than the last. The quality drop off The Da Vinci Code takes after the first 100 pages or so… yeesh.

I don't even remember there being music in Attack of the Clones outside the dumb ass Padme/Anakin romance scenes.

People who say that Force Awakens is worse than the prequels are some of the most annoying revisionists around here.

Tell that to my cats, who constantly want their food served with a bread plate on the left and a separate salad fork. Seriously they go on hunger strikes if I only put out dry food.

I know this doesn't matter anymore, months later. But you are wrong.

Talk Radio is one of my favorite flicks.

Of course he did research. He watched The Hunt For Red October TWICE!

anytime someone is mean to someone with a funny accent, apparently.

… and why do we care about the Russian people, exactly?

oh for fuck's sake.

you're an idiot.