He's gonna work on making the gestation period longer, so the baby chestbursters can be smuggled like they are in the original films? That's what I HOPE they say in the next flick, because every Alien adjacent film since AVP has fucked that up for the sake of the plot. Remember in Resurrection how Leland Orser had an…

He's for all intents and purposes a scientist, a "mad" scientist if you will. They like to tinker. Just ask Silicon Valley programmers, when they hide the Font Menu in Microsoft Word FOR NO GODDAMN REASON WORD WAS PERFECTED 20 YEARS AGO STOP FUCKING WITH IT…

Nah, giving his proclivities at the time of Covenant, I'm sure he's been watching Ed Wood movies and Reanimator nonstop.

I never thought I'd say it, but I'm starting to believe that Tony was the talented one in the family, he got better as time went on while his older brother has just gotten worse.

Oh sweet Jesus that man is A MORON.

But you don't.

That's some basement dweller logic right there.

At one point my buddy turned to me and whispered "I think the Golden God just released some Golden Piss into his pants."

Boy that "I saw the Devil as a child" line came out of nowhere and I was waiting for it to tie into the Xenomorphs or something.

It was like Tiny Elvis on SNL. Tiny Xenomorph!

There was a lot of chuckling in my theater when David says "Here, hold this, and let ME do the fingering."

I know this is late but Lord of the Rings movies? Seriously? They were garbage.

What the fuck are you talking about? Wouldn't it be in their own self interest for things to work? Or is this like calling a liberal a communist who hates America?

What if these guys they hired to be fuckups REALLY fuck up and crash the ship or something before they even land?

Because you didn't have any points beyond assigning completely theoretical motivations for characters who were on screen for 5 minutes. And there is no way to responds beyond "Well I think they WOULDN'T mutiny." You might as well say "I think that the Geologist had an encounter with similar alien lifeforms, but he…

You're really twisting yourself into a pretzel trying to fanwank-explain this away.

Oh shit they actually have quite the conundrum now… they have fan favorite R2D2, and a lil cute droid who now isn't gonna be the main character's sidekick… Either R2 has to die or BB-8 is gonna get screwed screentime wise…

The crossover of That's So Raven! and Wizards of Waverly Place… coming this fall!

SPRINKLE SYSTEM INSTALLED IN THE BACK OF THE TIE FIGHTER!

Didn't even exchange insurance info or nothin'