Finn just walked in the wrong direction. The rebellion had an entire base camp 30 yards from the crash.

He went for some flapjacks and then to find a titty bar.

Maybe she had the Enterprise beam her up before it was too late…

He's there to get his revenge on Oscar Issac for building sex robots that can pass the Turing Test.

That's Brendan Gleeson's son. He was in Ex Machina and The Revnant. His dad was in Gangs of New York. Braveheart, and Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, among many other fine productions in the US and UK.

I guess because it's the only cover where it's possible but I'm getting a STRONG romantic vibe from Oscar Issac and John Boyega up there. Cue up the Lightsaber jokes.

Even Fisher herself said when fans saw her in public they didn't see Carrie Fisher, they saw Princess Leia

Well there's no way it would ever happen so why even debate it?

How about Jodie Foster?

Maybe there's a 3rd Skywalker kid we never saw, they were actually triplets. Played by Eddie Murphy, of course.

That would make The Phantom Menace retroactively MUCH better.

yep, and Ron Howard is a hunka hunka burnin' love.

You got a Howdy Doody fetish or something?

That's why Han's son looks like a Gargoyle: his swimmers could barely dogpaddle after being unfrozen.

"Why don't you have a seat over here?"
- Chris Hansen

British steroids don't have anything on what we have in the Good Ol' US of A

Like Adrien Brody

How does a mustache fare under it?

Funny, I have a lot of Jewish friends but they all have medium sized noses.

It seems more like he liked something else better. Maybe Manson's funny "demon taking a dump" voice was a better fit for the scene.