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Urban Legend taught me never to leave my car unlocked in the middle of a rainstorm, especially when I'm buying gas from Creepy Stuttering Brad Dourif.

Citing "Integrity" is a commonly used excuse for failure…

She was also one of the best Elm Street teens as well.

The funny thing is that for all the nudity she does in this film it still can't top the 3 seconds in True Romance. Yowza

The David Lynch inundation is probably the first time on this site I've ever said "Yay! That's the 4th article on this subject today!"
Can we get a Run the Series on David Lynch, since all his work seems to be of a piece?

It's much funner to do that with 70's and 80's things. Like getting into Progressive Rock or Robert Altman films.

This is all because of that article the avclub posted a few weeks ago about Moore knowing details of the Kennedy Assassination.

What 90's movies have you been watching? I thought that was a 70's/80's thing. Didn't rampant nudity die with Showgirls in '97?

I wonder what David Lynch calls breasts in his everyday life. Udders? Fun Bags?

…cuz girls have cooties, right? That's MY reasoning, at least.

Her entire character in the first season of Californication made me supremely uncomfortable… I felt like I was George C. Scott in Hardcore.

I thought Micheal Cera was filling in for the Backwards Talking Little Guy.

I can imagine David Lynch saying "WHAT CAN I SAY… I LIKE TITS!"

Especially in Hi-def. I find myself staring at his hair in any scene lit from above. It sparkles in the stage light!

Anything with Ben Horne is wonderful because the actor is great. Nadine, though… yeah you can drop it. I thought I was gonna hate that Andy Lucy Dick triangle but the guy playing Dick is such a ham I can't help but crack up everytime he breaks into that shit-eating grin

The Chris Issak section is only 20 minutes. Maybe it just felt like an hour since you didn't enjoy it. Personally I found the Laura scenes really hit or miss. Roadhouse part was great, anything with Ray Wise was gold, but her interactions with Donna and James were as boring as Donna and James were on the series.

I saw it first not knowing it was the type of prequel you had to watch after the series. I pretty much DID give up when Mike was screaming at Leland with the engine revving, although my tv's sound was mono or something because I couldn't hear a single word of what the One Armed man was saying. I just thought "What the

How did Prey end again? I listened to the audiobook twice a couple years ago, can't remember anything except the main guy's kid getting sick.

Future generations will be SO confused by Salvation and Genysys, when they try to reconcile that Sam Worthington and Jai Courtney are NOT the same actor playing two different characters.

Black Rain muthafuckah! (fist pump)