Hot damn am I glad I was high when I saw Prometheus. My brain would've exploded had I been paying attention. Instead I just went "oooh is that the Giant from Twin Peaks?"

Sounds like a fun couple of weeks!

How about "Prometheus was okay but generic and I haven't had any desire to rewatch it since it came out?"

Man can't you just have a beer?

I'm pretty sure the first music video for Wicked Game had Chris Issak drag racing in the desert at night, some kind of fusion of Rebel Without a Cause and Elvis movies. Pretty sure that was a nod to Wild at Heart. The second music video was a brave attempt to relaunch the song with a different image. And sure enough,…

Mine was Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and Batman(1989). I was 4.

Funny, the things you listed are what make movies great. If a movie starts with a gory death, I can't wait for more. I especially like it when we see the brains and the bone fragments and viscera. And I love fire. I'd watch 90 minutes of just a crackling fireplace. AND I'd be wearing metal teeth whilst watching.

What the hell DO you like? The Young & the Restless?

Most of my favorite films are ones that can be picked apart for all their deficiencies. I also appreciate the classics, but I like messy, uneven films as long as they deliver the goods in other ways.
(Unless there is CGI. Then I grade on the curve of "How distracting were the special effects?")

Boy it must suck to be so wrong, eh?

My best buddy and I still to this day occasionally break into a random "Treat me… like a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL"

Why?

I think the theory with Twin Peaks is the show lives or dies by its direction and its actors (not necessarily their characters). For me The Civil War stuff is fine because Richard Beymer is one of the best actors on the show (which is why every scene with James Marshall is garbage, sorry James).

Could you elaborate, please? I've seen the show twice, and I can't remember anything about the Josie Resolution other than she turned out to be bad news.

That's a really bad idea. Why would you skip to the end to see if you like a show?

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Do you mean The Missing Pieces?

Montana is above Oregon, right?

Taking a date to a Marvel movie (and you're over the age of 18) should be punishable by 15 whacks to the nuts via a bar of soap wrapped in a pillowcase.

Let's meet over Two giant bowls of Chile with beans and lots of onions! Then we can top it off with a friend garlic clove and cigars! Real romantic!

So you can imagine them taking a shit later?