So do you TRULY believe that all Texans are racist and misogynistic? It's a pretty big state, after all.

Between the ages of 24 - 45 I'd say it's a terrible "Any date" activity.

Or, you know, she could have been an asshole, too.

Are you the Little Thing or are we talking about…. something else?

If Barney had 70's music references and cameos, would you say that was aimed at adults as well?

In California it's $25 just to get the lady behind the counter to look at your papers.

or just go when it isn't crowded with idiots, like a Monday or Tuesday. Or find a real crappy theater that no one goes to and sneak in some beers.

Burned too bright too soon, is my opinion. If network show's are immediate hits in their first season 3/4 of the time the Network is gonna do something rash to fuck it up. Like putting Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? on almost every night, which made the cracks appear much sooner (everyone realized it was Jeopardy for…

Hollywood Atheism gives Bible Thumping a run for its money on occasion with the severity in which they can make one's eyes roll.

He managed to flip his usual structure, the personal stuff now occurs in the middle of the review/op-ed/diary entry?/whatever the hell that highlighted crap is.

and his life tended to be mostly musing about his christian upbringing.

You're probably muscular enough to lift King Sized Homer over your head and toss him like a javelin.

Here is one guy that says tall women are the best! Any man or woman saying otherwise is just insecure and probably jealous.

6'3" 168 is a fucking twig. You wouldn't happen to be a male model, would you? What kind of muscle mass are we talking?

Do you crosstrain? Because I did 4 hours of cardio 6 days a week for 2 years and stopped the other stuff like weights and hiking and all I did was burn a lot of muscle and retain a bunch of water in my gut from overdoing it. I started lifting really light (25lbs) weights again 4 times a week and all of a sudden stuff…

Maybe you just have smaller muscle mass (not a putdown). I'm 6 foot 285lb right now and I basically look like Homer but I've got a chest and shoulders like a wrestler from the 1950's.

I'm 6 foot and I'd KILL to be 240 right now. Homer looks more like 260, 270 at most. He is also conspicuously missing a pair of man tits.

That shifting timeline crap sucks. The Simpson family is such a product of its original time the idea that Homer & Marge didn't go to high school in the mid 70's makes their characters seem really bizarre. I can't see a character like Marge going through the 90's as a teenager and still act like a old fashioned house…

Did the Great Gazoo ever show up in a Simpsons episode?

Mid to Late 80's, I assume? Because in The Blues Brothers years he'd only qualify as "Really fat"