But he didn't mention Trump at the end…

Funny enough, the children aren't born stupid, they just become that way from being around their parents. Who became that way from having bad/asshole parents. Who became that way from having stupid parents… ya see where I'm going with this?

Well that's quite a leap you made there from family planning to forced sterilization…

An episode this very site would put in the Top 10 most famous episodes of X Files no less!

I had really enjoyed Blue Velvet and rented Fire Walk With Me… thought it was garbage. It really does have to be watched after you watch the series, at least until after the big reveal in the middle of season 2.

They're all going to be Force Ghosts (but with angel's wings) waving at Agent Cooper in the Season Finale as he rides off with Audrey, Shelly, Norma, and hell even Mrs. Palmer. Then Cooper starts a harem. Wait, what was I talking about again?

You think maybe they exhumed Bowie for the new series? Maybe Bowie had that written into his will, he wanted to be a Hollywood Cadaver after his death. Such a dedicated artist.

It seems like he can't tell the difference between fiction and reality anymore.

Sounds so plausible it should be upgraded from "rumor" to "fact"

She probably told MacLachlan "No dice" and he gave the producers an excuse. From what I've heard about Boyle, he may have feared for his scrotal safety (get it because she's a ballbuster)

Well with Boyle out of the way maybe we can get a happy ending for Cooper and Audrey (and I NEVER ship people on TV Shows, they just were so cute together)

I'm terrible. I keep imagining how Anderson came across this information. Was he on the set of Twin Peaks and Lynch comes up to him in character as Gordon Cole: "HEY MICHAEL! DID I EVER TELL YOU ABOUT THE TIME I RAPED MY YOUNG DAUGHTER! IT WAS QUITE A SCENE!"

Michael J. Anderson's grievances with David Lynch are horrifying in the implications that either David Lynch is a horrifying monster (maybe so, probably not in the pedo-rapist sense) or Michael J Anderson is a paranoid schizophrenic gone off the deep end. Either way, yikes.

They're filler terms people are used to reading in articles and newspapers. They use them to appropriate the cadence of "Journalism"

Don't we all regret the missed opportunities of youth? Ironic in that our youthful arrogance is the root of our regretful decisions. It seems like every actor rejects their greatest successes believing they can duplicate them elsewhere. Even Vin Diesel thought he was too good for 2 Fast 2 Furious and made XXX instead,…

They'll make him a tortured brooding hero this time. Gritty reboot!

He likes things that are new and shiny.

Don't bother watching the new series. Then you'll save even more time.

I didn't realize that misogyny meant the same thing as distasteful.

Was that also the thread where someone was claiming that Die Antwoord is code for "Die N-Word"? Even after people pointing out Die Antwoord is Afrikaans for "The Answer?" I'm pretty sure their response was "Oh sure, but you can't tell me that wasn't in the back of their minds when they picked that name, they're…