How about once they cast Manson, just change the script?

Nicolas Cage's half brother from another mother.

What the hell are you talking about? I think you're projecting a bit there, bub.

Are you putting your fecal matter in the same category as bacon and ham?

I take it you were in high school or college somewhere between 2000 - 2007?

"My Log is telling me you should go fuck yourself"

The establishing shots from stock footage in the original show were so terrible, though. I really went back and forth on whether that was intentional and satirical, or they were just that cash strapped and didn't care how shitty it looked.

She's truly the Becky of Twin Peaks.

And that's what makes Lynch a genius: creative improvisation and flexibility. It's a quality that guys like Lucas and Spielberg used to have as well, before they began to buy into their own hype.

Don't know how ANYONE can give a solid recommendation for Book 7, knowing what the bulk of the plot is concerned with. (Hint: Lotsa depressing shit and naval gazing).

It really has a "Lock the barn door after the horse is already loosed" feel, that Revised Gunslinger. I felt the Lucas-ing within it's pages even though I read that version first. "Something's off here…" I said to myself during certain sections. Judging by the retcon/changes he made to the Man in Black character I'm…

Except The Wind Through the Keyhole novella that is the centerpiece is waay too damn long. He wanders through those woods for an eternity, I thought he was gonna run into The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon.

I hate that it's the only book in which the Ka-Tet is together the whole novel… and it's actually kinda boring. Plus the Calla folken were really boring… the old people in Waste Lands were a much better small lil society.

Wait till you get to Book 5. You can almost pinpoint the exact moment the sinking feeling sets in about 100 pages in. "This… this is gonna be the whole book, isn't it? Fuuuuuuuck….."

Gah I still can't bring myself to rewatch the finale all the way through. Once the courtroom scenes begin I check out

Boy I sure hope they don't act like Coop and Sheriff Twoman are best buds going back to the original series, like he was always in the other room during Season 1 and 2.

Or the first episode of the new season will start with Coop recording a message to Diane:

but only in the first season, really.

Man, did Coogin piss in your mac-n-cheese or something?

My rewatch petered out at Season 2, Ep 4 or 5.