You make it sound easy.

I have this feeling Lahren is the type of shallow, impressionable person who happened to grow up around a hardcore "Hate that lazy moocher class they'll all brown or black anyway" family. I pity people like that in general, because they don't even know why they believe what they believe, they usually haven't had to do…

Hell that is such a universal truth it could apply to just about everything. It's insightful either way. It's basically how I feel about organized religion in general.

It's because most of these guys think so little of sexuality that they assume one has to look like original Barbie Doll to be considered "attractive" even though these women look completely worn out from all the crash dieting, bad spray tans and botox.

I know the best way to change a Republican's mind. Be one of their loved ones with an illness who can't pay for health insurance because the illness impedes their ability to work. It worked for me in relation to my father. He sees the value of government assistance in an area as important as health and wellness.
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Ivanka is the quintessential example of that weird phenomenon where you're sexually attracted to a woman that has an ugly, gross, or despicable father. Ivanka is gorgeous, but she is also half-Trump.

I'm guessing she had a better gig lined up for when she dropped that bomb. At least I hope so.

Peets=Too Sweet
Starbucks=Too Bitter
Coffee Bean=Juuuuust Right.

I wish they'd offer the Gunther Sandwich, 100% 10 year old German Exchange Student! At least there'd be some spice and flavor.

I thought Jews always played Italians back in the day.

What region is Papa Murphy's in?

Oh fuck yeah! Wood oven is TAY STEE

Problem with all of them is that they are getting cheap with their utilities bills and are undercooking their pizzas to the point where I could swear they just microwaved my Sausage and Mushroom pie.

Did your local pizza place serve beer? 'Cause that's usually what keeps a place like that solvent. All the local places around my town are booming because everybody loves to drink IPA's with their breadsticks.

Holy shit almost anything is better than Papa John's, except Little Caesars.

Well to be fair, lettuce is practically the main ingredient in a sub.

Oooh they're finally gonna make you a sub captain like Elaine?

The problem with Jersey Mikes is that you could feed your entire family on the cost of one of their subs.

I tend to find local delis taste like shit. Terrible bread, parsley style lettuce, dark purple red onion diced instead of sliced… I don't think Southern California has a handle on what makes a sandwich good, they all taste like the Larry David Sandwich from Curb.

Cooking food sucks. I never want to eat it by the time I finish making it. And for some reason making a sandwich is harder than wrestling a grizzly bear.