Tell me, where do you eat?

yet you went to Quiznos, the only place that can compete with Subway for having gross slimy chicken.

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ. That's almost as gross as Subway's tuna.

snob.

They miss Arby's jokes on The Daily Show I guess.

You must be rolling in the dough to be able to get only the finest meals for yourself.

Yeah, I don't see how someone can say Subway is disgusting but there is something unique about TACO BELL.

How can a town actually exists if it's too small for a McDonalds?

Counterpoint: All the local sandwich shops charge $11.95 for a regular sandwich.

Conservatives think there is Liberal Media Bias. Liberals think there is a Conservative Media Bias. My personal opinion? The Media has an unfortunate PANDERING HACK BIAS.

Nice. Real Nice.

Why even bother smoking?

I tried quitting once, but then I just drank four times as much and when I WAS sober I yelled and screamed and threw stuff all the time.

What if it turns out to be an easily irritated butthead?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Damn it, that's what I was gonna post!

Don't you mean right wing, not conservative?

That's what happens when you hire Andrew Dice Clay as your speechwriter.

You DO realize that the laws are different in every country, hell, within countries, right? How do you suggest we go about reconciling EVERY LAW ON THE PLANET into one single Playbook? How much oversight would a Global Police Force have if they decided to go Full Metal Jacket?

What if that one world government decided to bring back slavery or something… what the fuck do we do then? Can't move to Canada like everyone threatens to every 4 years….