He saw the Jesse Jackson South Park episode but the satire went over his head.

George Carlin is the only comedian who could A)Get away with it and B)actually made it work.

I'm struggling to comprehend what kind of material Tim Allen would be working with that would require constant uses of racial slurs. How often does race come up in jokes about nagging wives and washing your dish before putting it in the dishwasher?

I'm guessing nuance is not one of Tim the Tool Man's virtues. His political opinions are like the Souped Up, Dumb Inventions he came up with on his Tool Show. Like a toilet with a pull start diesel engine attached or a toilet installed into the LAY Z Boy.

That's what happens after 20 years not taking Wilson's advice.

so the lesson is never practice what you preach? ESPECIALLY when it's hard to?

Cool! Great for me! Nothing I hate more than a pushy, ideological asshole, don't care what their beliefs are. Move over Religious Right, you're getting company!

What's funnier is the self fulfilling prophecy Allen inadvertently sets up: He says Conservatives are ostracized from Left leaning circles, Left leaning circles scoff at this untrue nonsense, proceed to ostracize Tim the Tool Man for daring to claim he is danger of ostracization

Pssst….Fake President installed by Russia, remember? Isn't that what we're going with now?

I believe he was writing in Av Club parlance. Looks pretty shitty coming from another angle, doesn't it?

They sure showed you!

Now THAT'S how you act nice on the internet!

The ignore button is such a stupid conceit. You'd think people were routinely being harassed on the AvClub like Leslie Jones was on twitter or something, but nope, mostly just used to filter out people who didn't automatically agree with something the poster said.

I love when you guys fall back on "Don't be so mean!" when the regulars here routinely curse out and gang up on any person with a dissenting opinion strong enough to share it.

Don't you read? The guy above says if you don't read it you're as ignorant as someone who can't find Europe on a map. And he's the good guy, apparently.

Progressives take "Know Your Enemy" to such an extreme I feel like they are a walking talking Thomas Harris novel.

Some people actually go to work instead of feeding the disgusting little animal inside their head, the one that is constantly looking for ways in which the world is fucking you over.
(And I'm only online for about an hour a day, so save your keystrokes if you're all excited about catching me in a Logic Loop)

But he's a fake president, remember?

I can't even tell what the fuck you actually stand for Trollbait, except that apparently you're a lawyer so arguing is as reflexive as taking your morning dump. And 45% is still less than half, in case you got confused while playing Atticus Finch.

Trump won in the primaries because of an overcrowded field and the nature of the 24 hour news cycle desperate for content. I can't exactly tell you what happened in the general. Just stop being disingenuous about how the Primaries actually went down.