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I'm pretty sure a lot of them cringed when he was appointed. And then when Sessions was nominated they started lying to friends and coworkers about who they voted for.

Well he's certainly in the middle of trying to move the goal posts towards his kooky corner of "conservatism" (not actually conservatism, just craziness and hatred)

I'm pretty sure if Trump had advertised Bannon and Sessions as part of the package pre election we'd be knee deep into Hilary and Bill scandals right about now.

But I thought Trump was a fake president?

I keep getting confused, so Trump's Presidency is a Russian contrived Puppet Administration conducted at the behest of KGB Putin, but also reflective of how half of the country are evil racists who want to shit on Brown Babies. I guess the strategy is to open up the war on both fronts, just to be safe in knowing

haha, someone slightly disagreed with you, they must be a Republican. It's funny 'cause the GOP calls anyone who disagrees with them a Socialist who hates America. And they said the 90's killed Irony…

Could definitely imagine all this coming out of a bullhorn at the corner of 9th and Market St.

In other news, water is wet, grass is still green, and 3 guesses what color the sky is on a clear day…

Man that's some false advertising there, I guess '1200' doesn't sounds as epic though.

Didn't we invent the French Revolution as well? The bad part, I mean, of course. Marie Antoinette was from Poughkipsie if I recall…

Don't forget how we're poisoning Europe with uranium!

I sure hope you're Scottish and not Irish.

But… But… I thought things were worse than they've ever been! That's what the TV keeps telling me, anyways.

Are you using motherfucker the way Sam Jackson uses it, or the way I use it when I'm talking about Jeff Sessions?

Dick jokes turned into Trump Jokes so gradually we hardly noticed…

Her youthful appearance really does up the ick factor to a whole new level. It feels like a guy oogling his best friend's daughter.

Yep, and the context of that sentence though, it sounds like he's writing erotic literature.

That's my main takeaway. His idiocy is leagues ahead of his implied sexism. Who thought this interview was fit to publish? If I were his boss I'd tell him "yeah, no dice. You owe me a real interview"

And injuries and illnesses.

I'm still amazed he decided the best angle for the interview was revealing how his flirting technique is straight out of a 80's sex comedy. And we all know how the sexual politics of those flicks go over these days….