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I'm starting to think the problem isn't that the writing is sexist and objectifying, but that the entire interview/cover story is an ill conceived endeavor with less-than-noble intentions to begin with. Dude, go on Tinder or something. Who comes up with these ideas for their magazine? "Yeah, let Richie interview

This was like a Rosetta Stone for why the prick from the early seasons of TNG transformed into the perpetually smiling sentient Python Sketch of the last few years.

Might as well start looting and drinking our way to the grave now.

OReilly would say the strawberry section is "promoting the Communist Lesbian Agenda"

I keep saying it: No matter how noble you believe your intentions to be, once you start engaging in the same tactics as your purported enemies, you lose your 'moral high ground' and become maybe not as bad as your enemies, but you sure start looking exactly like them to John Q. Citizen. It's subtle, subconscious stuff.

Cigarette has been commenting here since Time out of Mind.

Look no further than any national news story about someone being murdered or shot. Why would an LA radio station give me constant updates about a police chase happening on the other side of the country? Answer: Because there aren't any cool exciting polices chases happening right then in LA.

No one is arguing they're equivalent,.That was explicitly stated in the comment you're replying to.

Well okay, but you DO know that road goes two ways, right?

I'm pretty sure Frat Boy is now one of those meaningless add ons to a hyperbolic argument that is a fancy way of saying "I don't like it"

The news isn't slow, the people are because we're all suffocating in the heat, unless you're in Greenland.

Or the model for the ad about TA'ing in Econ at any Big State School

Also why can't I see my avatar? Is this kinda like how CalTrans "Fixes the roads" with these new pop up comment system?

I usually can't stand when entertainers are referred to as "Generic White Guy" or something similar, but Holy Fucking Moses, look at Colin Jost. I thought this was an ad for the Gap or something.

I'm starting to think that Hollywood is running a scam on these new Directors. They make one good movie and Hollywood sets out to assimilate them into the collective.

Now THAT'S A SHOW!

Who gets to decide what words are bad and which words are good? They are all just sounds emanating from vocal cords in an attempt to communicate…

We're still here, aren't we? So far at least…

I want to see a prequel about Carson trapping the Tonight Show parasite in a crate for 30 years and how it breaking loose one day in the early 90's while Leno was guest hosting is why Carson bailed and we have the last 25 years of mediocrity.

Just look at the man's face. I should know, I've watched my face puff up and grow red year by year….bottle of Canadian Club after Bottle of Wild Turkey….