Now you're just lying.

It's obvious this guy lives in a plastic bubble.

What does that have to do with commuting?

Yet that's exactly the sort of conclusions fake liberals love to come to, because it just FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD to lash out at people. It has the same function that racism performs for racists, blowing off steam.

Maybe she thinks the whole thing is bullshit, hmm? I mean, didn't they make a whole movie about how hard it is to go 16 blocks through a city?

I think the main issue is commuting an extra 16 blocks every morning and afternoon to get the kids to school. How fucking long must it take to navigate 16 blocks in Manhattan traffic? Anyone saying that Jason Jones is a racist is the type of person who thinks Black crayons and Blackberries are racist.

Why bother even breathing then?

But commenting on the internet all day? Now that's just classy.

Man he really did look ridiculous in the first XMen, didn't he? Easy to see why they made the hair more subtle as time went on….

That makes no sense.

you got a lot of cash lying around the house?

Where exactly are these MRAs, by the way?

No fake pee in your local head shop? Although that's a real bitch, you gotta keep it heated to 98 degrees and have it strapped to your leg…

We all seem to have the same work habits… no wonder we have time to shoot the shit here…

For me it's like "Now what am I supposed to do between shots of whiskey and traffic on the 5?"

Well if you have IBS it's kind of the same thing, but less smelly.

Ironically all the girls I knew who smoked were never single. And the single girls hated guys who smoked.

If you're a depressed 18 year old with a "cry for attention" streak, it works WONDERS. At least for me. Ah, 2005…

Just live on Kale and wheat grass!
Next exercise 2 hours a day, before and after work. But not TOO much exercise, and make sure to cross train, run some days, lift weights another. And also better check your glucose levels, may be hypoglycemic…

Are you implying that California is run by rednecks? Because that may be the problem in a lot of the country, but here is CA the problem is everybody is too busy patting themselves on the back for how socially progressive we are out here but can't fill a pothole without creating 3 more. California: Good Intentions…