or Quentin Tarantino's version. In that version he has Black Union Soldiers torturing and murdering confederates and enjoying it immensely. John Wilkes Booth to be played by Shia Lebeouf in a Wonderful comeback performance.

That Wolverine movie with the CGI claws proved the danger is worth it.

Dude, I hate Marvel like teeth on my dick but you're laying it on a little thick. DC has better heroes, Marvel has better execution. There.

I bet there's a parallel universe where Alec Baldwin was elected president and he is the liberal version of trump. Still 50 times better than what we have here.

The Zack Braff Sex Tape: Garden 'Bate

First step: Prematurely Grey

Well at least they didn't put her in a plaid bikini or something.

Weird like it puts the milk in the bowl before the cereal?

I thought it was Woody Allen for a moment there.

The one who starred in Puff Puff, Pass

Bat Masterson = Dodge City

Yeah but what about a JAWS/WATERWORLD crossover? Eh? Eh? (wink wink nudge nudge)

I remember people shitting on his performance in Dallas Buyers Club around here. (basically a burlesque of a Transgender character) so it's nothing new. Maybe people subconsciously associate him with his American Psycho character and think he's really that way.

The Cuba Gooding Jr, award?

This might be the strangest condemnation possible of Dikachu. Middle of the road really ain't his thing. You might as well be saying that Generic Indie Kid is the worst kind of elderly optimist.

Isn't that the same City of Industry with a bajillion strip clubs?

I usually want the space 'cause my friends smell. And the Bourbon.

Alabama sucks.

As he ages that smirk is growing quite sinister.

I like all those stand ups individually but having them all together is just Southern overload, like eating their food or something.