Does that mean when Sessions is banging his maid too?

Jefferson Airplane?

Man that was a million years ago, wasn't it? And at 3 profiles ago as well.

Just waiting for him to gain 100 pounds for that 3rd stage.

I doubt that Kevin Smith does the work in bed. He strikes me as the type of guy who lays splayed on his back with his tongue lolling outta his mouth while the wife tries to earn an Urban Cowboy trophy.

What if he left a trail of hobo bodies in various trainyards across America since the days when he was the drunk uncle on Family Ties?

Live action adaptation of Woody Woodpecker.

Imagine if he ran and it was unveiled he was Cosby's partner in crime or something else crazy awful, like he's actually the Klopeks from The 'Burbs and has skeletons buried in his backyard and basement.

and parodies of political movies screened afterward.

you won't get this message but I'm just wondering what the hell you are talking about. What's with all the projection?

also his questionable taste in music as well (I kinda like Tragic Kingdom still)

Or the guy is just dumb and doesn't realize you smoke to celebrate finishing the script, not write a script to celebrate smoking.

And Anthology films are awesome, even when they're bad, because of the wealth of differing material.

Not while Mark Hoppus is around. He wrote basslines for their first album and then said "Fuck it" every since.

Jeff Dessions? Is that his code name when committing treason?

God Forbid someone doesn't want grease and garlic all over their fingers. You know how hard that shit is to get off?

But what about sex? The threat of pregnancy can be the best part in some cases. Better than Roulette and Blackjack.

I was hoping that's what her husband caught instead of the baby.

Diagnosis Murder up there is an eternal optimist I guess.

Wow. Why were you such an asshole to your mom at age 0?