You got married but never had any children? So you just like pointless misery as opposed to regular misery?

School Talent Show?

Now Kurt Russell is gonna bring the Thunder that has been called forth.

That Mad Max B&W looks like complete shit. More like Pencil Lead Colored Edition.

Charcoal and beige is a oretty ugly color palate

Did you watch the Director's Cut? That was a revelation. It was like the Theatrical had the sense cut out of it.

At least he wouldn't cotton to getting rid of the Intentional Walk.

Now I'm glad I didn't just post this above 10 minutes ago. It's been covered. The hashtag would probably be #PrezOps (Oh boy I hope Whovian is around to break my hashtag cherry)

Carlin actually did that bit in the early 90's. "I'm gonna go take a shit/Put it the fuck back where you found it!"

"Most of them aren't even the color black! y'ever notice that?"

Or they're socio political geniuses who know how the Country REALLY should be run.

That's why I never go to Reunion concerts. Hell, Mick Jagger hasn't been able to sing in 25 years, but no one has told him yet because of the Moola.

They usually are.

As opposed to all those cut ups these days…. you know, the Misery Comedians, no jokes, just depressing anecdotes about how terrible humanity is. But more importantly no jokes.

Both her and Trump will need IHSS nurses standing by at the Debate Podium.

I wish we could have unmarried Presidents and Married Priests.

Attorney General: Whoever the hell happens to be her lawyer at the time.

If they're saying that John "Tallyho wot wot" Oliver should run for the American Presidency, then that shows you the intelligence level right there.

From San Diego to Los Angeles? Does that mean that America will always be in the shadow of the Lakers?

It'd probably be Stedman Graham. Or Anderson Cooper.