First of all: Holy shit, these people never cease to amaze me

It’s ok, Deshazor...I too miss NFL Blitz.

It does look to be two different shades of silverish.

Note to Florida-Man, you better have enough Qashqai on hand to pay for repairs or you’d best he ready to Leaf the country.

I would add Jerome Brown to the list of acceptable jersey choices.

I guess a pinky swear still means something to Bauer.

Truly an Intrepid Spirit. I definitely see COTD on the Horizon.

It’s more a hard slide into second. A Chase Utley up-ending Ruben Tejada slide. Plus if you break her leg she really can’t get away from you.

Aww, poor baby. I really feel for him, only paying him £10 million a year AND expecting him to sell people a device to watch his new show? That’s ridiculous.

Delilah. Which Wikipedia just taught me belongs to a sub genre called “murder ballads".

I’m sure no disrespect was intended, (Croque) monsieur, however if this has started a beef (on weck) feel free to Bánh mì.

+1 Jagged metal Krusty-O

You know who wouldn’t be having this problem?

Roll the blueberries in some flour before adding them. Should take care of the sunken berry issues.

Is Austin Williams an alias of John Yossarian?

Bad boy. Whatcha want? Watcha want, whatcha gonna do?

Inner Circle approves this message.

I feel like there was a more appropriate beer he should have chosen:

I don’t get why anyone is worrying, it definitely has less confirmed kills than Aaron Hernandez.