Delete this, fuck face. Leave Cybertruck out of this. And fuck you.

Please don`t tell for other people. I think Musk was right and court proved it.

You have failed to grasp the obvious corporate mission set out for The Boring Company: sell flamethrowers and fun hats, and provide an opportunity to recreate one of the best Monty Python movies scenes.

You are clearly overlooking the additional benefit that once this becomes operationalized, situations where children become trapped in caves will be a thing of the past. Every human will have their own tunnel navigating Tesla and our bright future as mole people can really begin. 

You are selling this idea very short.

I’m blocking deadspin from my Google feed after this story. 

Hey man, is that amazon pop under ad at the top of the page something new or do I have spyware on this machine?

I agree with this all, but most subway and light rail speeds are lower than 49 mph. But, a tunnel full of Teslas will surely go closer to the speed at what most rail systems travel.

Aren’t laptops shipped all the time? If it can’t go in an airliner’s cargo hold, what about ups?

Given how recklessly air travel security and baggage handlers handle luggage, I’d never trust my equipment to them.

If they ban all laptops from all flights, it will be the last time I fly. And a lot of people that travel for business will be up in arms about it. I wouldn’t even want to check my laptop into the cargo hold.

So. If you’re a business traveler going to and fro from the middle east, your options are...

Fancy sprays for women who are too lazy to take a shower. It basically absorbs oil from hair. Men usually don’t know what it is and would rather take shower.  

It’s basically an aerosol can of powder that absorbs oil from your hair. Used when you don’t have time/want to take a shower. It also comes in different flavors like spicy habanero and buffalo /s.