Hi Doug!

Wooowwwww. Fuck tha Rockies. Fuck the motha fuckin rockies. Im so sick of this sack of shit team im bout to puke. Fuck Mansfart. Fuck the “Rooftop”. And fuck everything. Thanks Rockies.

When I was in middle-school we had a project where we had to write to a politician. Most people wrote to the President. I thought outside the box, and argued that a corporate CEO was the equivilant of a politician. The teacher concurred, and I wrote to Phil Knight, the CEO of Nike. Secretly I was hoping he’d send me a…

That stadium...

The Nissan Altima “Race Car” commercial. Makes me want to vomit with rage.

it’s measured in Freedoms. In this case, it cost 5 Freedoms.

Just curious, but does anyone have a figure on how much an exercise like this costs?

To be fair nobody really lusts for a 3 series because they are RWD. Most of the people driving them dont even know which wheels are driven or how many cylinders their engine has. Most of the people truly lusting for these entry sedans are the young suburban girls, but that’s just me. I wouldnt say a 320i or entry A4…

I never understood how Audi gets such a bad rap for evolutionary design (as does VW). I find them to be the most consistently visually cohesive offering of cars, and easily the top 3 prettiest. But most of all, timelessness of design. Not many makers seem to care about that, but until the Check Engine Light becomes a…

Who really cares about the base model Audi? Does anyone lust after an A4?

For me in the looks department I’d go with

A4
3 series
Jaguar XE

Agreed. The E90 to the F30 3 series wasn’t a major exterior change either. Both the 3 series and A4 already looked good, so they didn’t need to change much.

They sharpened it up. It looks good.

Did it need a complete redesign, truly?

Audi’s a fan of it:

All the haters can f*ck off. This is a gorgeous car. It may have a lot of “borrowed” styling cues, but I think it does a fantastic job of putting them all together.

One Of These Days This Will End Poorly

to actually in real life be awesome.... it needs to be in a wagon form.

Looks good. Audi, America is awaiting the RS3 sedan.

You obviously have never driven one.