"consisted of teams of scantily clad women gyrating to punishingly loud music while men looked on in slack-jawed, drooling admiration"

You're fired!

Had to come WAY down to find this comment, DAMN. When a playlist starts with Better Than Ezra I guess we can expect it'll be whiter than white. Shoot, Gangsta's Paradise was Elton John big!

Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!