A literal laugh out loud? I’m so proud of myself! :)

Perfectly coined new word.

Feel like this is the turning-point year in which more people loathe Coachella than love Coachella. If true, good work, everyone.

Kim. KIM, GIRL. Why are you letting him do this to you?

DEAR GOD. I have to disagree with the rest of the crown and say, “MUCH WORSE.” The first outfit is fug as hell but Kim herself still looks pretty hot. As in, “Oh, what a beautiful woman. Too bad her outfit is hideous.” The second is so massively unflattering as to be nearly criminal. It makes Kim look dumpy, which…

We’re fine to go out in public if we wear paper bags over our heads. I’ve also found paper bags over heads very useful in preventing runts from being produced.

The two outfits are the difference between being punched in the face and being kicked in the face. Do with that what you will.

This is like comparing shit to diarrhea.

Theory: Kanye has some kind of body dysmorphic disorder by proxy, where he can’t see how Kim actually looks, instead he sees a completely different body, and dresses that. Also, he has no taste

I will never understand the appeal of a few rogue toes peaking out from an entirely covered outfit.

*way better*, IF she swapped out the top. - or if the skirt was a dress all the way up, sleeveless.

The copy editor in me feels compelled to point out it’s Teigen, not Teigan. Like it’s spelled in her Instagram.

Isn't her name Teigen, not Teigan?

Aw. Baby. Looking forward to a photo.

Beautiful people making more beautiful people.

“Before it was on Broadway, it was in a series of workshops and smaller venues, developed by artists who are not necessarily seeing any of the profits from their work.”

As soooooon as I saw the announcement on the Facebook, I logged into the Twitters cause I knew the Hive would be going up - I was not disappointed.

I’ve heard multiple people say, “When my wife and I have sex, we feel the presence of the Lord in the room,” and I’m thinking, “Man, the Lord really needs to cut it out with this Peeping Tom shit.”

Though there is an “o”, supposedly.

There is a me though.