I still have my PS3 and Wii. Why the hell would I get rid of my PS4?

Yes, but:

This movie was a such a step down after the series best Prisoner of Azkaban. The third movie smartly streamlined the book, cut a bunch and told a pretty good mystery story with a fun time travel ending. This one started the series issue with trying to cram every single book detail in every movie making them all fell…

I like that the size of the surnames makes it seem like the movie includes a condiment somehow. 

Also courtesy Rifftrax: Honor & Glory.

“American martial arts champion Cynthia Rothrock was arguably the first female action star in the vein of Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal.”

By people who have no idea what the word “star” refers to?

Oh, for fuck’s sake: lighten up, Francis. Let me clarify, since my joking comment late at night on a website is clearly not representative of my full values and belief system.

I don’t think that makes any sense. If you’re seeking to explain the thing that baffles me—i.e., “how people get into such a twist over by life choices made by a truly infinitesimal percentage of the population[,]” then you would necessarily have to describe a phenomenon that precedes (i.e., comes before) that…

I just. . . don’t get it.

Gosh, I hate when media outlets decide to pretend that the work “always sucked” when someone is revealed to be awful. Like, I think it’s impossible to “separate the art from the artist” and that all their work is now forever tainted, but I feel like trying to pretend it wasn’t good or that only stupid people liked it…

Let’s be clear, J.K. Rowling’s statements on trans issues are abhorrent, and your criticism of her on that point is apt. But you undermine your credibility and distract from that criticism when you include unnecessary snark like “inexplicably popular children’s books and poorly written adult thrillers.”

I mean I am a huge Disney animation fan, and whenever I rewatch Sword in the Stone I’m reminded how very... pleasant it is. But a high mark? *Really*? It feels to me it started the trend of episodic animated movies that went through the 70s and were mostly all... minor. (101 Dalmatians in some ways really began…

We may have to agree to disagree on this one.

People come up to me - grown men come up to me, weeping, saying, “Sir, no one has done more for sandwiches than you. Nobody ever loved a sandwich the way that you do. If my daughter was a sandwich, I’d want you to marry her. But, Sir,” he continued - this weeping slob of a man - saluting with one hand and wiped the…

crazy that you’ve gone so long and never heard the actual truth about dragonball. oh well, at least you know now

nah, you’re a manbaby and it’s good that the av club called you out on it. you like stupid things

itt: weebs mad

“Sorta just wanted to contrast YDD with Dick Nixon”: re-reads paragraph - yeah, that’s not at all what you wrote. You tied Trump to Bloodsport, W to Austin Powers, Wilson to Birth of a Nation, and Nixon to YDD. There was no contrasting, but there was a clear implication that YDD is worthy of derision, if nothing else…

“Yankee Doodle goddamn Dandy” - you mean the classic film from the director of Casablanca (made the same year), featuring an amazing triple-threat performance by James Cagney?!