“Cybertruck looks like a toddler’s drawing of a truck.” John Oliver.

Elon still won’t let you suck his dick.

*you’re

CarMax Won’t Give You MSRP For Your Cybertruck

Carmax didn’t want your cyberclunk.

“They can sell it for $150,000 to $200,000 so fast....”

In a business about clicks and comments they got your click and comment?

As much as it would suck seeing that hack bigot wander onstage for the curtain call, imagine the extra sting of seeing your colleagues and coworkers eagerly embracing him.

HBO responded to these accusations by firing Melissa Barrera.

I don’t think I’ve actually ever spent money for turkey sub.  So damned boring. 

The only good turkey sandwich is one made with Thanksgiving leftovers. Ordering it for lunch means you are working in an office and lack other options.

Also it is poor analogy, as Funk was one of the bad guys whom Swayze fired, but not the boss fight that McGregor appears to be.

So not sure why this article states the show is a Teen Wolf spin-off; they’re not connected. Wolf Pack is based on books from a Canadian author named Edo van Belkom. The two fictional universes are completely separate and the mythology and creatures involved are different.

He was pretty funny in Game Night!

White American women must be some of the most privileged human beings to have ever lived if so many of them can get so outraged over nonsense like Ryan Gosling stealing Margot Robbie’s Oscar nomination.

You realize he never negotiated with Amazon, right?

You said, “I barely trust legitimate butcher shops to clean a slicer properly, let alone a couple kids working minimum wage who just want to go home after a long shift”

I hear you. The five pounds of meat is absolutely right. When I have the time I’ll slow cook a large Eye of Round to medium on a rotisserie over the BBQ and then let it rest for a few hours. Makes for great cold cuts for a big party or for packing and freezing for later. But slicing that by hand, even with a high end…

Counterpoint: Law & Order is doing just fine.

I had a motorized meat slicer in my kitchen for years. Nothing over the top or industrial grade but it was great for more than just slicing meats; good for certain cheeses and veggies too. You could get paper-thin onion slices.