The United States is not France.

“Japan has lower salmonella rates (about 1/14,000 eggs)“

Except that 1/14,000 is a HIGHER rate than 1/20,000.

Fuck your self-righteous bullshit. Get a god damn life.

“It’s a shame more people don’t realize this. Production values shoule be so good that you don’t even notice them, but they can ruin a movie if they’re awful.”

The said writing and direction, and you agreed, saying it’s most production values.

Did you have a stroke or are you a monumental moron?

“Most of the bad acting you see in movies is usually down to bad direction or bad writing.”

Care to cite any kind of source?

“Any time someone asks why a studio thinks a comic character no one cares about might catch on, that’s the answer.”

Also, Iron Man, Thor and Captain America.

“It’s still bizarre as hell to make a giant expensive movie about comic book characters that no one has ever given the tiniest shit about.”

Disney did pretty fucking well with characters nobody gave a fuck about.

“Plus her completely monotone delivery of the whole thing.”

As opposed to what? She should be singing it and doing jazz hands?

He was with MY MOTHER!!!!!! In the JUNGLE, when she was researching spiiiiiiiiiiderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs!!!!!!

“I’m just pointing out that what happens to a lot of people when they do something “brave” is that they fall on their asses and become homeless.”

Sure.

“CDs are to film as recruiters are to the corporate world as large.”

No they aren’t, and there’s literally zero reason for you to have pretended that they are.

“a stupid, self-centered, tone deaf asshole”

Said the grown adult who thinks Elmo is real and took an off-hand joke from a comedian and made it about himself.

Sadly nobody has explained that to grown adult and Hollywood veteran Wil Wheaton.

That’s because you are a reasonable person.

OK, so you BOTH don’t have a massively successful stand-up career.

“And of course they allow the documentarians into their homes after hours, and no one bats an eye when they’re walking down the street.”

Uh huh.

And?

“Not an indictment in the context of the monologue, but not exactly a ringing endorsement, either.”

It’s also a FUCKING JOKE.

Here’s the hint: it was part of a SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE MONOLOGUE.

What you’re displaying is that she hates shitty internet journalists, and with this garbage article, who can fucking blame her?

“That’s not really a recipe for success”

Venom’s eight hundred million dollar box office would like a word with you. And when Venom is done, Venom 2's five hundred million dollar box office will take the sloppy seconds.

“Because it makes people like you piss your pants in anger.”

Hey, nothing tragic about that!

“So it sounds like they completed a pilot with Waller-Bridge, and then recast?”

No?

“while my wife is more in touch with the Waller-Bridge side.”

The side that doesn’t exist??