“was actually surprised they dropped this all at once, too. i guess they just like spending hundreds of millions of dollars.”

So you think dropping the whole season at once cost hundreds of millions of dollars more than releasing it weekly would have?

Ok, that’s...........um.....sure.

“Yes, who needs original ideas when you can cobble together parts stolen from better movies...”

I guess that mindset doesn’t apply to you though, with your wholly original complaint?

“Even aside from thE fact that pretty much everyone else is saying that it’s terrible (52 on Metacritic even with it having a perfect score from this review)“

Can you take five god damn fucking seconds to understand how Rotten Tomatoes works?

This review’s “perfect score” has no bearing on the score, the only bearing is…

“In fact, The Washington Post did a taste test of every one of the new value items and discovered that in total, it’s over four pounds of food if you order one of everything.”

“but since Taco Bell makes such liberal use of ground beef,”

Unlike all those other fast food chains, right?

*smh*

...

“Even after this judgment, US Foods is not letting up on Boston Market or Pandya.”

They’re trying to recoup the money from the bills BM didn’t pay so why, WHY ON EARTH, would they “let up” after their first lawsuit was successful? They don’t just want SOME of the money owed to them, they want THE MONEY owed to them.

“It’s like Stevie Nicks once said, you’ll never get away from the sound of the woman who co-created an Amazon Prime Video show with you. Or something like that!”

What a great way to end the article. It sure is a good thing the joke was great and landed perfectly.

Oh boy, an asshole!

“New York City—probably the worst place she could possibly be for this flavor of alien invasion”

I mean, NYC is so loud that it probably is a great place to be when this particular invasion happens.

Seems better, anyhow, than wherever the first movie takes place, since the slightest sound then meant death whereas in NYC…

“I hate defending Spacey”

Then don’t. The denial they’re talking about happened “In court papers filed in 2022". It wasn’t just an addict denying their addiction, this is someone who came out ON THE OTHER SIDE OF REHAB claiming that he hadn’t gone for sex addiction.

This was a LEGAL STATEMENT that was part of the court c…

“Yellowstone syndrome averted.”

Yeah, it would’ve been a real tragedy if we got a bunch of HoC spin-offs that were considered by many to be better than the original show.

Wouldn’t that just SUCK?

“I think we all came out winners here.”

Yeah, I too choose to pretend that I always hated the show and that I wouldn’t have watched spin-offs.

We are definitely winners around here!

And not a fuck was given by anyone.

“Love Lies Bleeding will be in theaters on March 8.”

Did you watch a different trailer than the one I watched? Because the one posted in the article specifically says “March 15".

Who the fuck are you?

“Carlin weeps.”

Tell me you know literally nothing about Carlin without telling me.

You say that like it makes it better.

“Canceling is real.”

No. It isn’t.

Mel Gibson wasn’t canceled and neither was Louis. Neither was Weinstein or Spacey.

Canceling is not real and you are a pathetic child for trying to convince people it is.

Well, luckily you can fuck off and not bother anyone with your apparent inability to stop watching something you hate.