“How the French Do Potato Chips”

What article did you read? I read an article questioning why the other actors are still bringing this BS up after 25+ years, and somehow YOU read an article attacking Milano?  WTF are you on???

“Fallon was actually joking about the fact that people have made candles “scented” like the bathwater. He was not actually trying to sell it or asking Elordi to make it himself, as Fox implied in his own approach. You can watch that clip below.”

Also, it was ON FUCKING TV, not outside a fucking beer garden in…

How tragic.

“a better job with these savory potato chip snacks. In that department, America is still #1.”

Come to Canada. Your puny little mind will be blown.

“This is like a box of cereal, and the size of each “chip” reflects that.”

What the fuck does this even mean?

“I mean, it seems like an unnecessarily complex way to partake”

Yeah, fuck edibles, who wastes their time with edibles?

“plus it tastes bad.”

It’s going to taste like buffalo wing sauce. If you edibles taste bad then you should learn how to make them properly.

I’ve had plenty of homemade edibles and rarely had any weird…

“nepo baby”

Get rectal cancer.

“Maybe Jay-Z should host next year.”

Maybe he should fuck off.

“So while the Tesla’s is slightly smaller”

It isn’t SLIGHTLY smaller, the font is about 1.5mm, which is less than HALF the standard.

“But in the hands of Jerry Seinfeld though???”

Yeah, it will probably be REALLY SERIOUS.

You’re the hero we need.

“a project Seinfeld has been talking about regularly for years”

Yeah, he’s been talking about it for the two years since it was announced.

Good catch.

Or even a Kill Beatrix movie.

“In an ironic twist, theatergoers at a late-night Holdovers screening were forgotten by theater employees and held against their will”

Not irony.

“the Akron RubberDucks (which is already a great name)“

It’s a terrible name. There’s no flow, there’s no alliteration, and why is it “RubbberDucks” instead of “Rubber Ducks”?

Also, the RubberDucks is one of the worst sports names ever.

So you had all those thoughts and then decided “Hey, maybe I’ll go on the internet and show everyone what a fucking asshole I am”?

Cool.

“Donald Glover confirms existence of Community movie script”

Oh, good.

“Law enforcement should be forced to release the footage”

Oops, their body cams all accidentally switched off.

“It is a testament to the splintering and nichefying of entertainment that this news means less than nothing to me but means a lot to some people”

Is it? Soap operas were insanely popular for DECADES yet the majority of Americans are not fans.