“If you can’t tell when someone is stating an opinion, get off the internet.”

I was wondering where the incel lack of self-awareness was, but we finally got to it!

Yes, you did.

“These types of entertainers do a tenth of the work the people who make the games they profit off of playing and get paid thousands of times more.”

You’re complaining that they’re making more money and doing less work.

But please, try to explain how you’re not calling them lazy.

Go ahead.

We get it, MatPats, you’d like some attention.

Same reason you deemed it worth commenting on?

Yes, incel, that’s correct. Got a problem with it? Go shoot up a school or something.

“in November of 2023 she embarked on a cookie apology tour after calling one viewer who complained about the price of a snack she had launched a “broke boy.””

Not being from this world, I have to ask: is being an asshole to your fans a prerequisite for being allowed on Twitch?

“What happened to just buying some basic rice pasta, and adding your own flavorful sauce?”

Yeah, whatever happened to that thing I’ve never in my life heard of?

“Or, how about remaking a show based off a book series that already had a one or two season series that got fucked 6 ways from Sunday, like, The Dresden Files and Bitten.”

Yeah, why doesn’t HBO just remake shows they had no involvement in and don’t have the rights to?  What a great fucking idea from a non-moron.

So, you’re too much of a fucking asshole to accept that a tall person was cast as a short person?

Fuck you.

“because it was, to put it frankly, bad. In The A.V. Club’s B- review”

So, what it “frankly bad” or was it a B- movie?

“Time to pop a cold one, fans of terrible people, killer monologues, and very true-feeling fictional crime.”

Wow, imagine thinking that Gone Girl or Sharp Objects are “true-feeling”.

“Yeah, to sanitize a children’s show for an older market is certainly... a choice, I guess.”

And grown-ups gnashing their teeth about the removal of some sexism in a young adult show.....absolutely fucking pathetic.

“if the issue is the character arc is about getting over his flaw/wrong attitude, he kind of has to have one in the first place.”

The article says he’ll be “less sexist”, not that he won’t be sexist at all.

Why can nobody read, or why do people choose not to comprehend what they’ve read?

“Shoot someone in the chest and they could just fall down, shoot someone in the head and” they could just fall down.

There, fixed for you.

You don’t watch a lot of movies, do you?

“So it’s not based on the number of people going”

No shit. It’s based on their P-R-E-F-E-R-E-N-C-E-S.

See how it says “favorite” and not “most frequented”?

Reading comprehension is fun, isn’t it!

“I’ve stopped complaining to my wife that he has better steakhouses available to him.”

Wow, what a hero! You shouldn’t have started in the first place. It’s his fucking birthday.

“In the memoir, Spears reveals that Timberlake convinced her to get an abortion while they were dating, a decision she calls “one of the most agonizing things I have ever experienced in my life.”

So what?

Should she have had a kid at fucking 18 years old when neither of them was ready for it? What would that have…

“and, conversely, that original streaming content doesn’t seem to have much rewatch value.”

You think Ted Lasso had 16.9 billion people watching it for the first time? You don’t get viewership in the billions of minutes by NOT having people rewatch it.

Jesus, you’re fucking stupid.

“In what way exactly is Chappelle a terf?”

Ask him, fucko. He’s the one who said it.

“IDK, if I had nothing to do with a show, I’d probably stay offstage for curtain call.”

Why? People who didn’t appear on the show end up standing their, waving, for the goodbyes all the time. The fact that he wasn’t on the show isn’t the issue.