*Old man yells at cloud*

I used expanding foam to fill some small holes in my house a few years back. The foam is now an unattractive yellow color and I feel like it was a bad idea. I would recommend skipping the foam, and going with cement/concrete.

Mayo on any kind of Italian hero/grinder/sub/hoagie is a true sin.

I’ve decided I just can’t think too hard about any of this because none of it makes any sense.

Because she loves the attention.

The Langoliers

“Of all the ones in King’s work that have been adapted, I don’t think it’s ever been done justice to.”

She is the worst, for a variety of reasons. He isn’t apparently much better, but it’s very clear that she has full control over Wil.

Tweets are now to be called X-crements.

I’m no gas station expert, but I don’t think “You’re losing money” is a thing.

True, but lemon juice (bottled) and baking soda are things I already have in my pantry, which makes it much more likely I’ll try this.

i have the feeling that lots of them southerners who love this song are both obese & milking welfare.

I have an NFC sticker on my washer and dryer. I have them set up to set a timer for the time it takes to wash/dry clothes respectively. When I put a load of laundry in to wash I tap my phone to the tag. Timer goes off, I go and move load to dryer. No more forgetting for days that I have a wet load of laundry in the…

I’ve never liked that shit. I’ll take a microwaved red baron over dominos. This always makes me laugh when dominos comes up as a topic though.

Gee, a bubblegum feelgood movie starring a pretty blonde might outdraw a biopic about a brilliant but dour man who ushered in the tool to our own extinction? Color me shocked that people would want to plunk down their money for a truly escapist 2 hours in the theater vs a 3 hour slog documenting the seeds to our…

The Last Starfighter is a fairly specific target for parody, and one that only the elderly are likely to immediately pick up on...

Dude if you read about the history of “Chinese restaurant syndrome” and don’t see the racism, you have a vastly different worldview than most of the people here

*puzzled* What is this leftover cheese of which you speak?

Um—yeah, I have a suggestion that should be obviously #1:

I just cut a hole in the drywall, reach around and unlock it.