Well, I get up hours before my SO, and we sleep with different sheets and blankets. Our bed is always a mess and I give zero f’s.

No. You stop trying to justify a tipping attitude. You’re the asshole who won’t listen to objective reason.. That’s on you, not me. People do try to justify shittiness all the time, sure, but you’re the one on the defense. But I’m not justifying anything. I’m telling you that you’re just following the motions and you…

Wait, let me try to be nicer about that.

The reasons do matter. Why do you think they don’t? I don’t understand where you learned that not-tipping is just as evil as being racist. What’s the source of that lesson? Who taught you that? I’m genuinely curious to know (and to see if you even know where you picked that…

The reasons always matter. Even in your really bad analogy, it matters. It’s those reasons that give our world and conversations context and meaning. It’s how we find the root cause of a problem. If every time a car caught fire in the past 100 years, engineers said “the reasons don’t matter - cars are dangerous, we…

I have seen waitresses in an open air(hot) all you can eat crab joint - and yes their job was hard. Im sure there are other occassions where its hard also.

A good server is not more or less skilled than a retail clerk. I had to know everything about the products I sold, down to literally how the shoes were stitched. You think restaurant customers tantrums are bad, try working retail during the holidays. I’ve seen cashiers attacked physically for not accepting a coupon.…

It was more likely Colonel Parker’s work schedule and subsequent drug addiction that really did the trick.

They just pretend they don’t know. Sometimes it is helpful to be carefully careless.

I am not (yet?) in good enough shape to run my errands, but I love to walk them.

It’s Okay Not to Have a Lot of Close Friends

I get free ice cream anytime I want. Just find a little girl eating ice cream, walk up to her, tell her that her parents are getting a divorce, then take her ice-cream.

Know why ice cream stores are stingier than donut shops?

Why does someone have to justify being single? Fuck that noise. You either are or you aren’t - it doesn’t matter. Be single, single is fine. Get married, Squirt some DNA at people and become an insufferable parent that seems proud they managed to create a baby ... just like every other mammal on earth has been…

Pat. My man.

“Oh my dick, bank account and ego are phenomenally huge. I can’t go to sleep in my luxury condo one night without waking up to a blowjob from a super hot girl I accidentally sleep-sexted. Dang it, I just wanna neckbeard out and be a loser for a few weeks but I can’t. Like, I physically can’t. My neck doesn’t grow…

I’d be willing to bet that this guy’s relationships don’t last because he’s an exhausting narcissist. I mean at any point in this letter, does he even hint at the idea the other person involved does or would have any say in his never-ending journey of personal awesomeness?

Also honestly if you know your route and you know it’s golden, I don’t know why you have Google Maps or whatever out anyway. Like, save your battery power and data and just drive if you know what you’re doing.

If you want to stick with a route you know, than why are using a mapping app to begin with?  Do you need confirmation from Siri that you haven’t gotten lost?

After trying several I went back to my old MS Money - It has the features I wanted - I don't use it to connect to my bank on line and the tax planning part is years out of date. But the always on cash flow graph is great. (You instantly see how a transaction today will affect you months from now). And the What if calc…

I have been dedicated to Money since it came with Gateway back in High School. Granted, it's been years since I tried Quicken, but it just wasn't in the same class. I also like manually entering my transactions. It helps me pay attention to where my money is going.