my favorite from the ‘70s was Bill Lenkietus, center and team dentist. yes...team dentist

“...you should see Jimmy’s half-wit brothah Kevin. He can, like count to a million but can’t look you in the eyes. He can’t drink his freakin dunkies regulah wtihout drooling awl ovah his shirt. Wicked hawkey playah though.”

sorry, I don’t want to interrupt you and your sister in whatever it is you’re doing in the back of the trailer while the meth bakes, but i did want to clarify your point. no, we’re as shitty as any other sports fan. We’re just insufferable to be around when we’re winning... which has been for 15 years running now

wha...?

this is the best reponse to anything ever

blimps are nothing more than helicopters slower cousins