relax

…yes

Why did it have to be Ja Rule and not Silkk the Shocker?! He already has a song for this very occassion, damnit

I can think of the perfect host, but first he'd have to get out of his lucrative Food Network contract.

I've seen people try to argue Bill Hicks was a misogynist because in one live recorded show he called a heckler a (c-word redacted). So yeah, pretty much every comedian, no matter how progressive, will end up saying or doing one thing that some of my fellow SJWs will try to destroy them over, if their career lasts…

I think most of us understand that you're going for a joke with your fake rant, but I'm not sure anybody can figure out what that joke is supposed to be.