I read that as “Tripelupa” initially. Do you have any idea how disappointed I am that it isn’t a Chalupa stuffed with delectable tripe?

“Remember the great taste of school paste? Hellman’s remembers.”

Mayonnaise: For when you can’t handle the tangy zip, of Miracle Whip.

That sounds a bit like Ironbound Hard Cider, in New Jersey - not quite New England, but they did resurrect some nearly- and thought-to-be-extinct traditional cidermaking varieties.

Schadenfreude is still permitted. They should know this and still chose to participate in their little game.

Yup. Who knew that running for Congress as a woman in a party that hates women would end badly?

The targeted ads for this article are perfect:

Megan, Meegan, Maygan, Maigynne

Their children Brayden, Jaden, Aiden, and Kayden take offense at your brash generalizing, I’m sure.

Never interrupt your opponent when they’re busy making a mistake

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Not surprising.  Republicans don’t want female politicians for the most part.  There are some exceptions but the number of female Republicans in Congress went down in 2018.  Because they’re women, they are seen as being more moderate compared to the male candidates, even if they take more extreme, right wing…

Ashleigh, Ashlee, Ashley, Ayshleigh-Jane

One of these is not like the others

Fox had a woman wearing pants on air?

Karen, Karen, Brenda, Karen

I highly suggest people check out Matts website https://dinosaurdracula.com/

Lesson of the day. Never eat canned food that has even the slightest hint of a compromise to the air seal.