Not sure this makes it a red herring, though you’re both correct.

Man, you can just turn off the radio! Listening to WEEI is a disease you’re bringing onto yourself.

My biggest takeaway - WCW had zero control over their crowds back in the day, huh? I seem to have conveniently forgotten the flying projectiles in the 20+ years since.

This is a great piece.

Oh god.

You’re not getting the credit you deserve here.

Also super notable - as you linked in the article - that the Thailand team itself seemed far less bothered by the celebrations than all the other pearl-clutchers like Langdon Aulger, here.

I can convince myself to believe this article was worth publishing simply because it elicited this comment.

Uhhh, the USMNT Player’s Association has commented. Probably can’t comment now, on the record, due to ongoing litigation. This is...lazy. And mean-spirited.

That’s nothing to apologize for.

The initial PK call was obvious at full speed. The existence of VAR doesn’t bother me the way it seems to bother the entire Deadspin staff, but it’s amazing to me that it wasn’t called immediately even without VAR.

I legitimately did not know this was a meme and thought for a second you’re just also an avid fan of Malt Couture.

I’m glad someone noticed this.

I can't be 100% positive, but if they take an external position outside Amazon within the 60 days, I would sincerely doubt they would still be entitled to any severance.

I always took you for an early riser.

Well, no, what’s working for him now is a fairly balanced, if bland, diet, along with vigorous exercise. The whole point of everything Paul highlighted is that the past stuff - the oatmeal diet, micros/macros, etc. - didn’t work for him.

Maybe I’m being too generous to the article, but I didn’t read it quite like that. True, they did not do a deep dive into just how damaging and bad his “three bowls of oatmeal a day” habits became, or the anxiety and stress that can come from obsessing over micros/macros. But it reads to me as though he’s saying “this…

I have to regretfully admit that it is only now that I finally realized Fred VanVleet’s name is not, in fact, Fred Van Fleet.

Or you could just look for whomever Draymond is kicking at that moment.

Exactly